blazethefuckup:

unicorn-ice:
and with this gif, i welcome the month of october

blazethefuckup:

unicorn-ice:

and with this gif, i welcome the month of october

“its just a fictional couple” i reminded myself while wiping away tears and hugging my pillow

have-a-happy-period-always:

when you hear everyone flipping the test page over but you’re still on question 2

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sharramoon:

slurpingiceamericano:

theburiedlife:
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.. The students responded with a unanimous ‘yes.’The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.The students laughed..‘Now,’ said the professor as the laughter subsided, ‘I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things—-your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions—-and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.. The sand is everything else—-the small stuff.‘If you put the sand into the jar first,’ he continued, ‘there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life.If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.Spend time with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and mow the lawn.Take care of the golf balls first—-the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented. The professor smiled and said, ‘I’m glad you asked.’ The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there’s always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.

This just changed me

sharramoon:

slurpingiceamericano:

theburiedlife:

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.


The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.. The students responded with a unanimous ‘yes.’

The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.The students laughed..

‘Now,’ said the professor as the laughter subsided, ‘I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things—-your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions—-and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.. The sand is everything else—-the small stuff.

‘If you put the sand into the jar first,’ he continued, ‘there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life.

If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.

Spend time with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and mow the lawn.

Take care of the golf balls first—-the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented. The professor smiled and said, ‘I’m glad you asked.’ The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there’s always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.

This just changed me

frankton:

stingy killin it in the club

frankton:

stingy killin it in the club

excusemybrain:

Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio

swooning-for-thomas:

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coolification:

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JESUS TAKE THE PRNDL

theangelshaveteslasatncis:

folie-a-killjoy:

eli-manning:

gurry:

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

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do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?

thats exactly what we are

What happened to Austria?

What happened to Austria?

technoranma:

me as maid Hungary (anime version) from FanExpo 2013~!

sassyvargas:

ask-elizabeta-aph:

cutiewiththeitalianbooty:

ask-punk-iggy:

irl-feli-vargas:

ask-punk-iggy:

irl-feli-vargas:

ask-punk-iggy:

//guys i think i have a sleeping hungary on my shoulder ok dont mind me looking incredibly unattractive and also lying down but i couldnt move or shed wake up 

//THIS IS SO ADORABLE OMFG EMILY CAN YOU STOP

//this is uncomfortable what do i do

//uhm idk i’m not in those situations, maybe dance or something?


//it didnt work dude

//you didn’t salsa correctly~

//WHEN DID U EVEN YOU LITTLE FUCKER

THIS WAS SO LONG AGO TIA IM LAUGHING I THINK THIS WAS BEFORE ME AND EMILY WERE EVEN DATING


I HATE YOU BOTH

sassyvargas:

ask-elizabeta-aph:

cutiewiththeitalianbooty:

ask-punk-iggy:

irl-feli-vargas:

ask-punk-iggy:

irl-feli-vargas:

ask-punk-iggy:

//guys i think i have a sleeping hungary on my shoulder ok dont mind me looking incredibly unattractive and also lying down but i couldnt move or shed wake up 

//THIS IS SO ADORABLE OMFG EMILY CAN YOU STOP

//this is uncomfortable what do i do

//uhm idk i’m not in those situations, maybe dance or something?

//it didnt work dude

//you didn’t salsa correctly~

//WHEN DID U EVEN YOU LITTLE FUCKER

THIS WAS SO LONG AGO TIA IM LAUGHING I THINK THIS WAS BEFORE ME AND EMILY WERE EVEN DATING

I HATE YOU BOTH
cutiewiththeitalianbooty:

ask-punk-iggy:

irl-feli-vargas:

ask-punk-iggy:

irl-feli-vargas:

ask-punk-iggy:

//guys i think i have a sleeping hungary on my shoulder ok dont mind me looking incredibly unattractive and also lying down but i couldnt move or shed wake up 

//THIS IS SO ADORABLE OMFG EMILY CAN YOU STOP

//this is uncomfortable what do i do

//uhm idk i’m not in those situations, maybe dance or something?


//it didnt work dude

//you didn’t salsa correctly~



//WHEN DID U EVEN YOU LITTLE FUCKER

cutiewiththeitalianbooty:

ask-punk-iggy:

irl-feli-vargas:

ask-punk-iggy:

irl-feli-vargas:

ask-punk-iggy:

//guys i think i have a sleeping hungary on my shoulder ok dont mind me looking incredibly unattractive and also lying down but i couldnt move or shed wake up 

//THIS IS SO ADORABLE OMFG EMILY CAN YOU STOP

//this is uncomfortable what do i do

//uhm idk i’m not in those situations, maybe dance or something?

//it didnt work dude

//you didn’t salsa correctly~

//WHEN DID U EVEN YOU LITTLE FUCKER

askalfiefjones:

Pruhun goodness, filmed my Murica’.

hetaliagirfs:

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